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One who sifts through threads of the carpet in hopes of finding a small amount of cocaine.
When we ran out of coke danny became a carpet monkey.
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A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.
It is addicted to myspace.
Guy
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"
Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"
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a monkey that sits on the carpet.
oh look, the carpet monkey is back
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