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carpet munch

To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina

My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.

by kLoWn May 17, 2006

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carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

by davey2002 January 12, 2007

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Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

by Nelson December 2, 2003

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Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith March 10, 2005

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carpet munching

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

by Chocoboywonder September 2, 2017

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Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 13, 2009

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carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

by c.p.k August 28, 2009

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