Carpet python

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

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carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

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Carpet Python

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.

Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.

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banana carpet python

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.

Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!

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