Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.

If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

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Carrier landing

A sex act in which a woman lays face up on a bed, and hangs her head over the edge, so that her face is upside down and oriented toward an erect man several feet away. The man turns off the lights, closes his eyes, shouts "carrier landing!" and runs and jumps, aiming to land with his penis in her mouth and his face in her vagina. Bonus points is she yells "call the ball!" while he's in the air.

Last night I got with Kimberly in a hotel room, and I gave her a carrier landing from the other bed

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carrier landing

When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.

That carrier landing gave me whiplash.