carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.

My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.

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