cashier talk

Like pillow talk, except you are NOT getting laid, no matter what. It's an intimate conversation between a cashier and the customer, restricted to regularly returning customers. Cashiers do not make commision, there is no reason to snow-job a customer into spending more money. Less than 25% of customer/cashier interactions will contain cashier talk.

Cashier: Hi Tom, how's the wife and kids? Littly Suzy still down with the flu?

Cutomer: remembers buying cold medicine Yes, and I think I'm comming down with it too.

Friend later on: Man, that chick at the store must like you to remember your kid was sick, that's cool. She's never given me any "cashier talk".

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cashier talk

Like "pillow talk", except you are NOT getting laid, no matter what. It's a faked intimate conversation between a cashier and the customer, even though the cashier could really care less about you or what's going on in your life. It's just a way to make the customer feel important and spend more money.

Cashier: So, are you spending the holidays at home with a girlfriend, or are you just going to relatives?

Customer: thinking she's coming on to him. No, I'm not married, but I'll be staying at home.

Friend later on: Dude, she's not interested, she was just using some cashier talk to get you to buy that stuff.

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