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Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab
Wow that slab is very cat jesus
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Cat Jesus; also known as mac daddy (see mac daddy definition). Cat Jesus is a mystical being, with glowing ears. It makes beautiful music, that most will never hear, nor appreciate. Cat Jesus is also very wise
"Oh, how I wish I would have listened to Cat Jesus."
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Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !
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extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII
damn your right must be a Jesus cat