cat on the bed

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)