A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.
Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!
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The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.
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A Catalina Wine Mixer is slang for an unexpected, chaotic, but exciting event.
Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau
I have my Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier set aside for when the Catalina Wine Mixer really kicks off
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While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.
When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.
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A Helicopter expo from the film 'Step Brothers'. Also known as the 'Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer'.
I bought 3 helicopters at the Catalina Wine Mixer!
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When something is very unexpected and awesome
So I pulled this girls panties down and she had two vaginas!! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
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Slang. Itβs when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! Itβs when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
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