Catch a Dick

The ability to easily pick up men and get laid.

I'm going out tonight to catch a dick. I looked so hot I was catching dick all night.

13👍 2👎

Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

17👍 3👎

catch this dick

Offering or forcing one to recieve your dick

"After you catch these hands, you're gonna catch this dick."

7👍 8👎

Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!