catch the fish

when you shove a fish up your girlfriends minge then pull it back out with your mouth and tounge.

i catch the fish last night!!

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Catch some fish

Gender neutral way of saying that you will be having sex.
Akin to getting some pussy/dick.

"Hey, is Tom coming to the party on Friday?"
"Nah, he had a real nice date last night and is hoping to catch some fish on Friday."

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go catch a fish

something snoop dogg used as an insult on doggy-fizzle televizzle, to much amusement.

go catch a fish!...bitch!

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catch the fish that ate him

Do a complete and thorough job.

Uttered by Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard in 'The Fugative'

Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.

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Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

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Catching the dusky fish

Anal sex.

She was really, really drunk so she let me have a go at catching the dusky fish.

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