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Person 1:I just ate some cauliflower.
Person 2:you mean ghost broccoli?
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Verb: To drive as fast as you can and masturbate at the same time, keeping your hand with the speed and power of the vehicle.
I just Cauliflowered to relieve the stress of the day.
Cauliflowering is like BLT all over the steering wheel.
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This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you
ella: im obsessed with cauliflower
elina: your stupid nike techians better
A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.
Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower!
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A word at Pizza Factory used to ask a co-worker whether they would sleep with the girl customer that just walked into the restaraunt.
The responding worker than replies either yes, no, or while drunk.
worker #1: (girl walks into restaraunt) "Cauliflower"
worker #2: "meh...probably while drunk."
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Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.
I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.
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Hey look that’s cooper he’s got cauliflower on his lip
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