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a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
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you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.
"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"
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