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fears nothing, regrets nothing. the hardest, toughest soldiers in the army.
one who gets better than 70 virgins when he dies-- a one way ticket to fiddler's green
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Doggy style, with Obama.
The First Lady loves to be a cavalry scout.
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In the most simple terms, a Cavalry Scout is too brave to hold an administrative position, but too much of a pussy to be an infantrymen.
They wear their spurs loud and proud and more than likely claim that they are "RECON!" or "HARDER THAN YOU" neither of which is true. They talk quite a bit, especially at bars, with wild delusions of grandeur and that they are practically infantrymen. This of course makes their ever annoying presence intolerable. Cav Scouts talk like 16 year old girls making them more obnoxious than Marines.
They're job is actually entirely outdated and they really exist on tradition alone. Definitely members of the Silly Hat Club. Total wannabes by nature. It is a proven fact that Cav Scouts cock block themselves.
Grunt #1: OMG. Cav Scouts just showed up.
Grunt #2: I thought people with down syndrome weren't allowed to drink, drive, or join the military.
Cavalry Scout: DURRR DUUUr BA DUURR DURRR DERPP DERPPPP BA DERRPA DURRRRR
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