cave creatures

general name: "boy"
- rumoured to live in the water because nobody actually ever sees them.
- walk on hands
- have curious web like feet
- often lurke around corners ready to pounce
- dirty
- evil, skank, hoes
- boys eat beets.
- if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented
May Cause:
- lies
- lack of spelling skillz
- dilusionalism
- cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. Be aware. Another reason not to look directly at "them"

Marie: Is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?
Answer: FALSE. refer to basilisk safety procedures. Proceed with caution.

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