Cazzo piangi e ridi

medical condition, when the cock stays erect for too long and starts to cause repeated pain, The girl or the boy makes you think you have to act but you always stay there to suffer and suffer

ridi = you are happy at the thought of fucking someone

piangi = you realize that it will not happen

"All right, man? You look weird"

"Eh is the "cazzo piangi e ridi""