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A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival.
It’s loads of fun stalking prey on a Cedar City ridge with 50 MPH winds and 50 degrees below zero.
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In the event of a soiree or social gathering, the Cedar City Steamroller can be accomplished by finding someone who has passed out on the floor, having party-goers one by one defacate next to the unconscious individual, and rolling the unfortunate sap through the fecal matter.
Derek puked all over the floor and then passed out, so we gave him a Cedar City Steamroller.
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Shoving a disposable puff bar up a women's butthole and having her ask you to stop.
I was hitting my puff bar and she asked me if I wanted to have a cedar city.