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Used to combine two celebrity names into one. It creates a name greater than the sum of their parts, and is generally easier to say than the original names.
Bennifer (Ben and Jennifer), TomKat (Tom and Katie), Brangelina (Brad and Angelina).
Did you hear that Suri's celebrity name is going to be Tomkitten?
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A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.
My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.
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Curious onomastic phenomenon amongst celebrity couples, whereby they attempt to exceed each other with the absurdity of the names they give to their children. In an attempt to avoid convention, celebrities appear to select their names by playing darts against a wall-mounted world map, taking them from a translation book or Starbucks menu, and if all else fails, make it up. Little regard is given to the psychological trauma they will inflict on their children, until it is too late.
A few celebrity baby names:
Tu (Rob Morrow)
Wilf (Hermoine Norris)
Whizdom (Jayson Williams)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
Speck Wildhorse and Hud (John Mellencamp)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton)
Zowie (David Bowie)
Rolan (Marc Bolan)
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow)
Jett (Kelly Preston and John Travolta)
Hopper (Sean Penn)
Ireland (Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin)
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt)
Phinnaeus (Julia Roberts)
Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell)
Shiloh Nouvel (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Sailor (Christie Brinkley)
Banjo (Rachel Griffiths)
Daisy Boo (Jamie Oliver)
Kyd (Tea Leoni and David Duchovny)
Dixie Dot (Colin MacDougall)
Crumpet (Lisa Vidal and Jay Cohen)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Reignbeau and Freedom (Ving Rhames)
Lyric and Zephyr (Robby Benson)
Seven and Puma (Erykah Badu)
Denim and Diezel (Toni Braxton)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence)
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Paris Michael (Michael Jackson)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
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