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Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...
*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.
UKF: Centipede!
*Bass Drops*
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having sex with one hundred women
A centennial is 100 years, because centipeding means having sex with 100 women
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1) A multi-legged insect similar to a milipede.
2) An addictive arcade game from the 1980's.
3) Creatures that inhabit vaginas, making them uninviting according to the joke from the neglected Old Man Murray web page.
Women have centipedes in their vaginas!
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The sexual act of three or more people in a chain giving each other rimjobs.
Me and my friends last night decided to go centipeding with some hookers.
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A devious sexual act in which a group of gay men form a single file line and engage in brutal ass fucking.
"Hey handsome, you wanna join me and the boys for some centipede later? We could use an extra pair of legs."
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An awsome multi-legged creature that most people hate for no logical reasoning. There are well over 3,000 species of centipedes in this world, many of which can grow well over a foot and a half in length. Centipedes are the companions of the elite. Any amature trying to handle a centipede will probably get bit; they'll probably deserve it too.
I have a pet centipede. He is better than you, and your children.
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A crazied alter ego of both spirit and Namehunter which is very fun to step on and annoy. Inhabits msn and halo and is hated and killed by everyone/everything
Centipede was killed by a vechicle
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