Centrifuckle force

A substitute for sexual intercourse, but better than old school masturbating. When you swing your gigantic penis at illegal orgasmic speeds, entering orgasm as your penise's momentum causes you to enter full orgasm. Does not require the use of hands, so you can do it while eating and listening to your favourite song. Best do it outside where cleaning is not necessary.

Timmy: "Hey did you just Masturbate?"

Peter:" Nah bro, that's doing it old school."

Timmy: "??"

Peter: " Look, you just swing your dick until it reaches centrifuckle force!"

Timmy: "That sounds messy"

Peter; " No, it actually keeps your hands clean."