Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult
Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now