cerveza

Mexican beer

customer: I want a cerveza
bartender: okay, we have a Corona, Dos Equis, Jose Cuervo, or Tequiza

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cerveza beer

People who sell beer illegally on the street in Spain.

Targeting at both, turists and locals, their only marketing strategy is to keep repeating "cerveza beer, cerveza beer, cerveza beer".

- The bar is closing, what's next?
- Lets go out and find a cerveza beer.

(Your name here) Cerveza

What you become once you drink from two beer bottles at the same time. It works best at a party with lots of witnesses to scream (your name here) Cerveza everytime you take another two fisted drink.

When I saw Tony drinking from two beer bottles I yelled out, "Hey, it's Tony Cerveza." with Tony being the (your name here) Cerveza part.

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