chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"