chameleon tongue

When your mouth is so dry and sticky it feels as though you could shoot your tongue out and catch a fly.

Dan says to tom i had a great night last night but got a real bad case of chameleon tongue must have had one to many beers.

Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.