The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation
Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir