change the channel

to switch to a different topic of conversation

Quit changing the channel. I know you stole my textbook. Where did you hide it?

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changing the channel

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

Change your channel

A request to have somebody change one's attitude or demeanor.

Yo dawg, why you be acting like dis?! You better change your channel!

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change the channel drama

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.

not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."

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Change channels

A sudden, temporary change in personality, often creepy as hell, thought to be caused by demonic possession, as he/she who changes channels speaks with a deep, evil, echoing voice, and the eyes glow a deep, blood-red color while this is happening. A normally cheerful, skip though a field of flowers person suddenly says something like "I will feast on your flesh, and pick my teeth with your bones". Recently, scientists are dumping on the idea of demonic possession, and instead blaming it on severe and continuous exposure to insanity. Research has proven that this phenomena occurs at random, and with little to no provocation, and is a distant cousin to the shoop da whoop phenomenon.

Dude1: Yo, bra the waves are wicked today, you don't want to miss this.

Dude2: *evil demon voice* THE RESURRECTION OF LUCIFER IS COMING, WE WILL RAVAGE THE PATHETIC HUMANS AND DEVOUR THEIR PITIFUL SOULS AND USE THEIR SOULLESS REMAINS FOR CHEAP LABOR!

Dude1: Dude, you okay?

Dude2: Whoa, what happened?

Dude1: you fucking change channels on me again, you need to get a priest to check that. Comon man, you gonna miss these sweet waves.

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