Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.

Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.

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change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing