Chanute

Town in southern Kansas, sometimes pronounced "shit-nute", where fun and activities are non-existent in favor of trains that block the fucking road to McD's. Home of the mighty Chanute Comets (WTF? Really?) and Neosho County Community College Panthers. Ranked #1 in...nothing. Ranked top 10 in...nothing. Main attraction: Wal-Mart.

Student A: HOLY FUCK, WHAT IS THERE TO DO IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN TOWN!?

Student B: Well you could go to Wal-Mart.

Student A: I just fucking came from there.
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Student A: I hate Chanute.

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chanute, kansas

Commonly dubbed as "Shitnute" this black-hole of a dying community that tends to drag underachievers and hold them hostage within its city limits. Majority of the population consists of White an Methican American, but mostly a mix of the two.

Gale: "Where are you from?"
John: "Chanute, Kansas."
Gale: "Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know."

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Chanute High School

Students are too embarassed to admit they graduated school, prefer to say they graduated from "a school in Kansas" (that's any better...?). Natives include meth heads and...more meth heads. Claims to fame include 2nd Least Exciting Place in the World (only behind Chanute the city) and the greatest known drug-to-human ratio in known history, believed to be in the hundreds, if not thousands. The school mascot is the Comet, not, as one one would think, the Wheat Farmers. Notable alumni include Bret Dyke, esteemed chess master and movie aficionado, and literally no one else.

Student 1 = Yeah, my roommate went to Chanute High School.

Student 2 = Poor kid...is he studying Crop Engineering or Methematics?

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