Chap Cheddar

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”