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a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.
1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.
2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.
3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
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A sensation of rawness in the ass. Usually a direct side effect of severe diarrhea or a lengthy sentence in the federal penitentiary.
"Please hand me that can of Bag Balm, I have a terrible case of chap ass..."
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A chap ass is a word to describe someone being extremely annoying. In truth a chap is a type of legwear worn over jeans by cowboys, a chap ass is the same, but minus the jeans. So there ass in theory would be hanging out, therefor making it a chap ass.
Gosh Cal, shut your chap ass.
Did you see that dude, what a chap ass.
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Lagging; annoying; getting on your nerves
Dude, your really chapping ass... Get it together
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Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.
Herb has chapped ass syndrome.
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A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.
You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.
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An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."
Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.
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