Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.

Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!

charge me

When a particular lad / bro is eager to pay for the service and/or product they have received

Shop assistant: "ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cucumber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil "
Lad / bro: "charge me"