chatrapati sai sreenivas

This gotta be the sexiest name ever. Anyone with this name is automatically the hottest dude in a 10 mile radius. His schlong is as long as the diamter of saturns' ring and is coupled by his huge, soft, squishy, moist brain capable of thinking up anything ever(asides from how to love, it's his only fault). He hates majorities and capitalism but is a commie broseph when you start talking about the economy. He's still valid cuz he's talking European communism, not that western bs.

I wish my dick was chatrapati sai sreenivas level, that dude is virtually perfect.