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Somone who's s a friend but you sometimes want to stab
Look at that cheeky fuck
you're a cheeky fuck
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The sexual act involving placing a penis between buttcheeks, sans insertion of said penis into the anus. The penis is then thrusted between the cheeks, creating enough friction to cause pleasure for the penis. It is a cousin to titty fucking, yet somehow much more disrespectful.
Dante: Yo dat bish has some big o' titties! I want to titty fuck them so bad!
Tyler: Titty fuck? You gotta upgrade to cheeky fucking my friend. Imagine a hot dog between buns with extra mayo nomsayin?
Dante: My god, I have seen the light. I'm bout to cheeky fuck the shit out of that ho!
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(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"
"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"
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