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cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno July 13, 2008

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Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.

Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.

by soo geun September 25, 2013


cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus January 10, 2016