A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.
A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'
Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.
Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.