cottage cheese cum

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

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cum cheese

marcus' breath. hardened cum. looks and smells like cheese. Jews dont get it, (no 4skin).

V.mate your breath smells like cum cheese

M. is it?

V. yeah

M. oh i had a cock in my mouth.

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Cum Cheese

my little brothers favorite food; cheese made up of moldy semen

"That boy has cum cheese in his rear!"
-or-
"Mommy,you left your cum cheese between my teeth!"

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British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap

BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.

Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...

curdled cum cheese

when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin

is that Curdled Cum Cheese on your cock HAHAHA

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cheese cum

when your cum looks like a grilled cheese consistency liquid and is stretchy

bro i masturbated and it came out like cheese cum