cheese dong

a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.

I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!

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cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.

How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.

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dong cheese

the stuff that comes out of your penis and tastes like goat's cheese

mmmm my dong cheese tastes so nice

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ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.