cheese nail

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.

Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."

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toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

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