cheese party

The combination of a party and cheese, resulting magical domination of "the greatest substance known to man".

Dudes, lets have a cheese party and dominate some magical substance.

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wine and cheese party

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

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Wine and Cheese Party

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.

I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

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Mac and cheese party

When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.

“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”

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party cheese salad

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

cheese and wine party

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.

Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!

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