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A basketball shot where a player bounces the ball to himself, and then catches and scores a basket in a single fluid airborne motion.
Hey Max, watch me beat you with the Cheese Whistle!
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Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.
A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.
*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
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Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time
Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!
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A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.
"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"
A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.
In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.
"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"
(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"