Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

Chelk

Slang term used for chalk within the track and field community.

Hey bro can you count my steps then hit me with the chelk so I can mark it down?

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Chelk

A person who particularly likes anal and oral sex but likes to lick up the cum after watching teletubby porn.

Man 1: hey I'm straight
Man2: awww Damn. I'm a chelk

10👍 1👎

chelking

when you choke on water and it travels up your nose

A: “stop making me laugh man, i’m chelking!”

Chelke

1. When you really fuck up.
2. Fuck

3. Hell
3. When the unexpected occurs.
2. Shit 💩

Lena: yo ass looks small today

Renee: what the chelke!