Chemical Peel

Explosive, stinging, acid-like, burning, liquid shit that leaves the bung hole painfully raw.

I just dropped a chemical peel. I need a medicated wipe bad. Raw hamburger down there.

Chemical Peel

1. A form of facial given at most beauty salons
2. Similar to a facial, except that the person giving it has the Asian STD that causes one's sperm to turn acidic and burn the other person

"How much do you charge for a chemical peel to go with my facial?"

and

"Ah my face! You gave me a chemical peel!"

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