Chester Mustache

A super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. Usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. Sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).

Rachel: OMG Richard has a chester mustache!!
Chris: dude thats effing nasty!
Rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend...

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