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chewed ass

Parts of your ass ripped or chewed off.

Found body in the forest....
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"

by God Hates Me June 14, 2003

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time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of ass

- Dick Kickem

" Time to kick gum and chew ass...And I'm all out of ass".

by Krellanis February 22, 2018

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ass chewing

a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you.

I got an ass chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. *Variant - If I don't clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really chew my ass.

by Scobri July 22, 2010

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chewed tobacco ass

this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean

When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts

by von groovy April 11, 2019

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Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 17, 2019


I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023


Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.

"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"

by Pansycakse February 26, 2015