Chewing on Ice

When one falls, gets hurt, or tries to attempt an action and fails miserably

Guy 1: "What'd you think of the exam?"
Guy 2: "It sucked, I was chewing on ice the whole time!"

Or

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that guy fall off his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yea, he chewed ice!"

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chewing ice

Term used to describe sexual frustration. No idea how it came about, but since there are no other definitions I figured I'd toss it in because there are no definitions for it.

When I told my girlfriend I was chewing ice, she immediately grew very uncomfortable.

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