A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.
That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?
1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.
2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).
A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.
Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.
people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets
bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet
Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.
Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.
They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!