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counting chickens

Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.

I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills

by Gimlet McQuade November 29, 2013

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Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

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chicken count

When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.

my mom will chicken count all the time.

by pugglegirly April 25, 2017