Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.
I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills
4👍 7👎
When you call something yours before you have it
The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch
5👍 1👎
When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.
my mom will chicken count all the time.