Chicken Monster

The single greatest, most powerful sub sandwich in sandwich history. It consists of five different types of chicken, ranging from buffalo spicy chicken to terayki chicken and even two different types of chicken fingers. Includes lettuce, Banana Peppers, and one randomly placed Jalapeno pepper. Oh, it makes you poop like a motherfucking waterfall of poop. Yeah, you heard me.

"Oh my goodness, Rob you consumed that entire Chicken Monster from Subway!"

Get outta the way.... i got a chicken monster shit coming on....

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The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.

Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"

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