chicken rob

A man with a very thin skin, incredibly fragile ego, who is known to also have a micropenis. These traits create severe insecurity issues along with severe vindictiveness and anger management problems, which are often exposed and intensified when the person is excluded from fun group events. These individuals frequently act out with fits of vengeful rage and unintelligible rants.

Mike: "Hey Steve, sorry, but I don't have any room left on my yacht for this weekend's party."
Steve: "Well fuck you, Steve! I hate you and I'm going to sneak onto your boat , shit on it, and then sink it!!!"
Mike: "Don't be such a Chicken Rob, dude."