Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.

Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.

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Chief Queef

The leader producer of queefs. Each queef that Chief Queef expels is a work of art and if you are blessed enough to witness one of these queefs, you are guaranteed access to Heaven.

Chief Queef is our Lord and Savior.

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Chief Queef

The hit rapper the made the hit song love ballsa

My favorite artist is Chief Queef

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Chief Queef

My favorite artist! He wrote Emojis and According to My Watch! My favorite raps, you can listen to them and even queef too!!!!

Man 1: Dude I just fucked my girl to Emojis by Chief Queef

Man 2: Yooooo did she squirt??

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Chief Queef

When a queefing competition takes place and the winner is the chief of queefs. AKA cheif queefs

1 guy: Damn did you hear who won?
2 guy: maytal big lips?
3 guy: u know who came in last place?
4 guy: Klierer

5: yea he’s sooo not the chief queef

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chief queef

the queen of queefs; one who queefs regularly

"Man, do you know Bailey?"
"Oh you mean Chief Queef?"

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Chief Queef Latiff

This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.

When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.

"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"

"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"

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